Uncle Murda has returned with his latest “Rap Up” installment, and it contains no shortage of targets after an eventful year in Hip Hop.
The 2024 edition of the G-Unit rapper’s annual lyrical recap finds him taking shots at Drake, J. Cole, Diddy, Rick Ross, Joe Budden and Megan Thee Stallion, among others, over the course of 17 minutes.
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Murda opens the lengthy track by tackling one of the biggest stories of the year: Diddy’s federal sex trafficking case, as well as his mounting sexual assault lawsuits and videotaped assault of Cassie from 2016.
“Diddy do it? That n-gga did it, Diddy, you foul / Don’t play with the feds, cop out, don’t go to trial / For 20-something years, you hid that shit / Whatever they saying you did, you did that shit,” he raps.
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“Even Biggie’s mother upset, but you got n-ggas accusing you of rape like, ‘Is he bisexual?’ / The feds took a thousand bottles of baby oil from you / You wasn’t just drugging bitches, you drugged n-ggas too / They took back the keys they gave Puff to the city / Even Meek Mill out here saying, ‘No Diddy.’“
The Brooklyn native also pokes fun at JAY-Z, who was sued for allegedly raping a 13-year-old girl with the Bad Boy boss back in 2000.
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“JAY-Z’ll never pick up the phone for Puff again / They tried to say him and Jay raped a 13-year-old / We don’t believe that, leave Beyoncé‘s man alone / Jay ain’t waste no time to respond, had flashbacks to that elevator shit with Solange,” he jokes.
Listen to Uncle Murda’s “Rap Up 2024” below and check out the rest of his notable lyrics after the jump.
Drake
“[Kendrick] really got Drake out here suing his record label / You looking corny for doing that, Drake, stop / That’s worse than J. Cole apologizing to K. Dot / You filing a lawsuit, fuck is that all about? / That’s that white boy shit in you that Kendrick was talking ’bout / Shit crazy, you know I made y’all laugh a lot / The new Big Three is Kendrick, Future and Travis Scott.”
J. Cole
“He ain’t want no smoke with Kendrick going bar for bar / He Tre from Boyz N Da Hood now, ‘Let me out the car!’ / This n-gga let the whole Hip Hop culture down / Don’t write no more raps talking about how you got the crown / Claim to be the best rapper every time you spit a verse / How you apologize to a n-gga that dissed you first? / You went out like a sucker, J. Cole, just being honest / If a n-gga tell you something different they just being modest.”
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Rick Ross
“Rick Ross was calling Drake a white boy / Then he got punched in the face by a white boy / You see how karma came and got his lame ass? / He was talking about Drake’s plane then his plane crashed / He jumped in the beef then got jumped in Canada / Got punched in the face and all that, it’s on camera.
“Shit was in 4K, you see it very clear / His mans got knocked out, Ross ran and left him there / Bosses don’t move like that, that’s lame shit / Ross really ran and left all the n-ggas he came with.”
JAY-Z / Lil Wayne
“Why you ain’t let Lil Wayne perform at the Super Bowl in New Orleans? Jay, that was wrong / Wayne be getting too high, trust me, I get it bro / That n-gga’ll fuck around and come late or miss the show / Or be up there mumbling and shit, running out of breath / I seen Wayne perform before, I wasn’t too impressed / Nah, I’m just playing, Wayne would’ve bodied it / Why didn’t Jay holla at Wayne is what I don’t get.”
Joe Budden
“Joe Buddens got locked up for being in the building naked / It was on the Ring camera, one of his neighbors taped it / That’s crazy, all the shit he be talkin’ / He was on some kind of drug, he wasn’t sleepwalking / That’s embarrassing, I know he feelin’ crazy / That’s why he ain’t been recording no new episodes lately.
“The building he was filming in wanted him to get out / On the last day of the year, we find this shit out / This n-gga naked playing with his neighbor’s dog / That’s some weird shit, that’s what the Ring camera saw.”
Megan Thee Stallion
“Meg Thee Stallion lied to Gayle King about fucking Tory / Wonder what else she lied about, that whole fucking story / She out here admitting to being a whore / Meanwhile Nicki just made a hundred or something million on tour / You know, Megan and Nicki don’t get along / They used to be cool, remember that ‘Hot Girl Summer’ song?
“I swear I thought Meg was a Barbie / Then she switched sides and went and did a record with Cardi / You know Megan be getting drunk doing stupid shit / Nicki was like, ‘You gotta pick a side, you goofy bitch’ / Meg just be twerking like a stripper that get money / Nicki was calling her Big Foot, I thought that shit was funny.”
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Ice Spice
“Ice Spice ain’t got no more figure, I thought she was Coi Leray when I saw her in the picture / You know she likes to turn around and shake it when she performs / How she gonna do that shit now when her ass is gone? / That Ozempic made her lose weight like, ‘Wow’ / GloRilla got a bigger butt than her right now.”
Hurricane Chris
“50 had Shreveport looking like Las Vegas / The mayor was like, ‘Thank you for the money you made us’ / Hurricane Chris was mad he was not invited / If people would’ve saw you out there they wouldn’t have got excited / N-ggas don’t know you no more, fuck you thinking? / So what you caught a body? Rest in peace to OJ Simpson.”
