Just because they’re rich and famous (or at least pretending to be), doesn’t mean that your favorite rapper doesn’t ask good ol’ Santa Claus for a little something special under the tree come December 25th. Shout out to the HHDX staff and message board goons for their contributions! Merry Christmas!
50 Cent asked Santa for a yarmulke to fit in when performing at bar/bat mitzvahs…
Mase asked Santa for great success with G-unit. Santa told him to fuck himself…
50 Cent asked Santa to sign with him.
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The Game asked Santa for Mariah Carey, but he had to settle with a butterfly on his cheek instead…
The Ying Yang Twins’ baby mommas asked Santa for the Whisper 2000…
Kanye West asked Santa for a new house, just to his keep his ego in…
Eminem asked Santa for sleeping pills…oh wait a minute, nevermind…none of those…
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Dame Dash asked Santa for Jay-Z back…
Jay-Z didn’t have to ask Santa for anything cause word is he bought Christmas…
DMX asked Santa for his sanity back…and a few rocks…
Bow Wow asked Santa for respect from the Hip-Hop community, but will probably get a lump of coal instead…
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Bow wow asked Santa for puberty…
Bow Wow asked Santa for some inches so he wouldn’t be so much shorter than Ciara…
Ciara asked Santa for an electric razor, a pair of boxer shorts and some aftershave…
Foxy Brown asked Santa for her hearing back…ouch!
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TI asked Santa for a Bowflex and a lifetime subscription to Muscle and Fitness magazine
Ray J asked Santa for an actual musical career…
AJ asked Santa for Free back…
Memphis Bleek asked Santa for his “one hit”…
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Bobby and Whitney asked Santa for some sobriety, but were too high and forgot to mail their letters…
Joe Budden and Styles P asked Santa for release dates…
Young Jeezy asked Santa for a white Christmas…
The LOX asked Santa to give all their presents to Diddy…
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Ja Rule asked for a watch, that way him and Ashanti would “Always Be On Time” to their bar mitzvahs and children’s birthday parties…
Lil’ Jon asked Santa for a hearing aid. Santa said ‘you got it’ and Lil’ Jon said ‘WHAT?!?’
Method Man asked Santa for better taste in beats…
Santa asked Canibus to stop making albums…
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R Kelly asked Santa for a walk-in closet…
Ghostface asked Santa for hit Poughkepsie crispy chicken verbs throw up a stone richie, to which Santa replied ‘what the fuck are you talking about?’
Peedi Crakk asked Santa for his voice to break…
Mike Jones asked Santa for a name tag and some money to pay his cell phone bill…
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Optimas1 asked Santa not for a sense of humor as one might expect, but a book of excuses to mask his lack of humor…
Houston asked Santa to ‘see things his way,’ he then proceeded to dig out Santa’s left eye in a fit of rage…
Paul Wall asked Santa for some melanin…
Lil’ Kim asked Santa for parole and a new nose…
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Benzino asked Santa for a sense of reality, dignity, talent, and a loan…
Gloria Velez asked Santa for her herpes problem to go away…
Joe Budden asked Santa for Gloria Velez herpes problem to go away…
Everybody else asked Santa for Gloria Velez herpes problem to go away…
